I'm a woman who takes up space. I like my space. Its cozy and warm and only has room for me. But there are times when a person invades my space. You know, that chick who thinks that a conversation is verbal intercourse. She leans closer. You step back. She takes a step forward. But she's on you like a sock with static cling. Eventually, you're in a corner that you can't escape.
But wait! I have found a solution.
Mind you, this should be a last resort.
When she bends her face towards you, don't shrink back. Instead, take the opportunity to stick your tongue out and give her a long lick in the face. Explain that you just had surgery in your mouth and still can't control your tongue. Take a sip of something before speaking for effect and viola!
It works like a charm.
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